Friday, May 8, 2009

Kill Screen Takes on Swanyze like Cancer takes on Patrick Swazye!

Two fierce team collided together on Wednesday!  UCB harold team Swanzye stepped out of their regular form to take on the Cagematch giants, Kill Screen.  The atmosphere was hot, the temperature was rising outside, as well as in the squared circle.  These teams were ready to fight!  Right out of the gate Kill Screen threw to Swanzye to determine who wanted to go first, and Swanzye took the opportunity to go first.  

As Kill Screen was getting ready to relax for 20mins, Swanzye put their game faces on and by game faces I mean improv handjobs.  Normally Swanyze performs harold but choose to step out of their comfort zone and montage'd it up!  Would the fact that Swanyze was on their home field lead to victory?  would the fact that Swanyze was shaken things up lead to victory?  Would the fact that Matty Smith has on fairly new shoes that were bought a while ago, but look new and different, but adds to his style lead to victory?  Swanyze and the audience would have to wait another 20 mins to find out...

Kill Screen, after doing a monoscene the week before, we ready to show what else they could do and what else could they do... while they did all of their scenes in a bowling alley.  Little know fact the bowling alley in my home town was called Oregon Bowl and a little know fact beyond that is that my gym class had a bowling unit, so I got to bowl for gym class, yeah!  Kill Screened, played various character throughout there shows, leading to a mulicharacter violent, blowjob, salad machine freenzy!

Then democracy happened, both were given 20 mins to do some improv and then the audience voted.  Then the audience votes were counted by closed-source voting machines (Europe and all industrialized nations use open-source machines, so you can track how exactly votes are counted, keeping a good line of checks and balances in the voting world) and then a winner is determined, and this week the winner is... Kill Screen, your continuing UCB Cagematch Champions.

See Kill Screen take on Lady Detective next Wednesday (5/13) at 11pm.  Make a reservation early before we sell out.

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